the art of the drunk dial isn't so much a technique but more like a stream of subconscious gibberish that you'll either regret saying, forget you said or wish you had the courage to say sober. it's built upon layers of tension and occasionally fits of anger and despite how much you may be slurring, sometimes you've never been more clear in your expressions.
judging by his musical public displays of affection towards love, women and loneliness, you'd think that drake has made his fair share of drunk dials or been the recipient of many more. and in true drake fashion, he's on one, trying to persuade his lady of the moment to change the status of her significant other from current to past.
i should just call one and go home.
-t