Friday, April 22, 2011

when i get paid, my checks look like phone numbers.

"zerts are what i call desserts. tray-trays are entrees. i call sandwiches sammies, sandoozies or adam sandlers. air conditioners are cool-blasterz with a z. i don't know where that came from. i call cakes, big ass cookies! i call noodles long-ass rice. fried chicken is fri-fri chicky-chicky. chicken parm is chicky chicky parm parm. chicken cacciatore? chicky catch. i call eggs pre-birds, or future birds. root beer is super water. tortillas are bean blankets and i call rakes" - tom haverford

parks and rec'in,